Sightseeing Tour & Adventure Quest ( open )

Kira stood up and stretched "ah that's better thanks" he said focusing on his clothes causing them to appear along with his equipment before siting back down

"oh but you miss understand they didn't run me out of town because I was creepy they ran me out of town because i woke up in the wrong bed as it were, turns out that nobles and politicians don't take kindly to a man in their daughters bed" Kira said pulling a bottle out chugging it empty

"well then a deal is a deal. The reason I want those maps is simple I'm going somewhere and I need them to save some time and not just wonder aimlessly. If you want to know were that will cost you... What did you think I'd just spill everything just like that.. Ha you think me a fool... Wait don't answer that.. Oh i get it you probably thought that they were treasure maps ha i have no need of more wealth thanks to my family having been around for heavens only know, and the fact that I normally just take whatever i need"

"so now it's my turn to ask you something, so what is someone from Holodrum doing in Skyloft, not to mention the fact that your a summoner and a half blood who acts dumber then she actually is hiding behind a veil of humor,as she goes about her hidden agenda,money and like all mages to master their skill.. Oh and lets not forget your lovely sister who i met in a little while back.. She is.. Well to put it bluntly she scared the shit out of me at first with those summons of hers.. so you obviously have a story to tell or something to get off your chest at the very least" Kira said in a kind concerned loving way that made him sound like a parent or some shrink

"How the hell do you know I'm from Holodrum?" Not creepy, eh? With the alarm in her voice, Ryuu turned and moved heavily behind Kira, fiery nostrils resting just behind the man's back. "How do you know you've met MY sister? And why do you assume I act dumb? I'm most certainly more intelligent than the likes of you." Wil had half the mind to just burn him right there, but her curiosity held her back from giving the command.

"Who the hell are you, some kind of stalker?" And then, even more alarming, "You're not trying to fool me, are you?" As she spoke, her voice elevated higher and higher. There was no more laughter coming from her and Kira was walking on a bed of nails. She didn't give a single shit about her sister right now, that crazy bitch could handle herself. Where this guy was getting his information was much more prominent at this point in time.

"well i wasn't sure, but now i am thanks to your reaction.. I was just guessing based on having seen someone who you slightly reminded of and i just happened to be correct..that and your name and your debts more precisely your bar tab back when I was in Holodrum drinking i saw you name in the ledger as well as on the board saying that your not to be served intill your tab is paid in full..
And how would I fool you if you and more importantly why.. You could turn me into dragon dung in a matter of moments, and why would you have any reason to start doubting me now when we both know you've already made uo your mind about me seeing as I'm alive and untied.. I mean really its a little ridiculous to think that i mean you ill will after you saved my life twice in one day..Besides if was going to kill you i would have done it when we started out with me behind you by injecting you with a powerful neurotoxin making sure that it looked like an accident, but why would I do that i have never met anyone else like you, everyone else is just so uptight" Kira said calmly

"I don't have tabs. People buy my drinks for me. My father has a tab there, and his name is Wilheim, so that's probably what you have seen. It's still creepy that you remember that." Wil was totally still creeped out, no doubt. It was just foreign to her that this would actually happen, that someone would actually have a memory that acute. He had a point, but she was still fairly uneasy about having him near her. Something was a little off.

She didn't really mind, but she didn't want to do something entirely stupid, anyways. She wasn't really capable of linear thought, especially not right now. He had a point that everyone else was pretty uptight, but she didn't know what else to do. She felt... awkward... for one of the first times in her life.

"Yea tell me about it, i can't believe that I remembered that either considering how out of it i was, guess falling from the sky and into a mountain has a way of causing one to remember" Kira said laughing

"umm i hate to ask, but would you mind getting this arrow out of my ass, before we continue this conversation." Kira said pained

"I don't know if I'm qualified for arrow removal. Besides, can't you just assume another form or something? I mean, you are Twili. Isn't that some 'thing' you guys do? Won't you bleed like a stuck hog once the arrow is removed? There's no one around here to heal you, so I'm not sure if removing the arrow right now if your best bet for survival." Wil was having fun arguing as Kira was in pain, but her argument wasn't entirely for fun. She didn't want this guy's blood on her hands, literally and figuratively.

"that would work if I was a full Twili but I'm a half Twill and half Sheikah, so I can only control my skin and clothes that's why I lose my clothes when I pass out or use too much magic. Don't worry about me.. I mean just a few moments ago you were trying to kill me... But what ever I'm used to it. If it's blood that your worried about you can just use fire to seal the wound up. Come on i ain't meant to have some piece of wood in my ass, i don't bend that way. Besides if it wasn't for me you'd be the one with wood in your ass not me. And if you want to know about the maps, well I'm not going to be doing much talking with an arrow in my ass." Kira said to Wil a little intoxicated and in a bit of pain

After a moment of silent contemplation, Wil looked at Kira was a rather stern expression. "Why don't you just pull it out of your own ass?" Why did she have to do it? Sure, she'd want someone to pull the arrow out of her ass, but she wasn't some charity worker. She was probably looking at this with the wrong perspective, but she didn't really care at that point in time. It seemed to make sense to her.

Kira looked at will witha blank look on his face "you know i actually didn't think of that,i was too busy trying not to be killed by some crazy hot woman and her dragon for killing the guy who shot me.... " kira said making sound like a compliment as he tried to guilt
her

"you know what fine I'll do it myself, but you best answer my previous question" kira said pulling the arrow out in one quick pull before heating up his blade and pressing it against his ass " bloody hell my arse that's going to be hurting for the next week" he said pulling an barbed hunting arrow out of his rear downing a swig of his booze as his torn clothes repaired themselves

"there now shall we continue...hey did it get colder..no mater let's pick up were we left off" kira said trying to continue barely hiding his discomfort

Being 'crazy hot' was not something that was new to Wilhelmina. She knew she was attractive, but she wasn't about to get her ego too worked up. She was still in a bit of a mood, not really willing to do much else other than stare at Kira with a somewhat scornful expression on her face. By this time, she had completely forgot what the question Kira had asked even was. After all, she had gotten just a little worked up.

"Your butt'll heal, I'm sure. Now, if it would have been a poison tipped arrow, the situation may have been entirely different." Wil kept her eyes focused on the ground now, thinking about something. Seemingly, at least; her mind was fairly empty. "Anyways, what was that question?"

"yea... it will be fine by morning, not as fine as yours though...well i basically asked you what exactly your doing in Skyloft,i mean i doubt that you came just to see me...you tell me that and I'll tell you the rest of the story of way i want those maps." kira said in suave and confident manner as he drank out of his flask and offering Wil a drink

Wil gave Kira a flat look, blinked slowly, and looked at Ryuu. "I went there to enter the race and get into trouble. It's what I usually do." That in itself was the whole truth. She liked to get into trouble, and she wondered if they were even going to let her enter. After she responded, she swiped the flask from Kira and took a long, hard swig. She did like alcohol.

"That all hmm thought you might have had a story to tell after all you didn't seem to fond of the way the people in Skyloft acted nor they with you so I guess that I just assumed that there was more to it, well a deals a deal so I'll tell you why I want those maps. The reason that I want then is to help me get to the Darwf capital because I was invited to take part in the Royal tournament. But the real reason that I want to go is if I win I get invited to eat with the king and try some of their infamous Royal brew, and with that I will be able too perfect my liquor, because what your drinking right now isn't the finished product. I'm trying to make the most potent drink ever so that little flask will be more then enough to be anyone wasted because I'm tired of having to down entire bottles to get a buzz" kira said smiling

"But umm so are we back to being a team or are you going to try and kill by first light, and what are we going to do about food if you want I could cook something up for us" kira said somewhat defensively

"I don't see how you're getting that the men aren't fond of me. They love me. Wives, not so much. I love all the attention." She did. A lot of them admired her. That was once in a lifetime thing! Though she shouldn't be using her body for that, she did. It wasn't a concern of hers at this point, all she wanted was a little fun. It was funny that the only thing Kira was in this for was to go make some new liquor. Whatever floated his boat.

"We have to cross this thing at night and if we cross it together I highly doubt I'm going to be slitting your throat when the sun comes out." Wil took up a pensive look, wondering where Kira was hiding that food. "If you want to cook, feel free."

" oh i dont deny that you are lovely to look at, but i doubt that any of them are interested in you personality but what ever it's not my place. I guess that I'll get food going hell I could probably just put a rock out in the sun and use it like a stove, no but really I might need a hotter fire so do you think that I could borrow your dragon for a second." Kira said pulling a hunk of meat and some spices out of his bag before using a bit of earth magic to make an impromptu kitchen